Common Sense Isn’t Very Common

I just barely survived getting out of my Political Science class. The girl next to me took forever packing up her stuff and I had to wait because there was no getting around her. Well, she finally finishes packing up when someone starts talking to her! I was like “Alright, you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Come onnnn.”

I finally get to the door to leave… and the next class comes flooding in. I was standing there waiting for two minutes while this class continued to flood into the room and there was a line of about ten people behind me trying to get out. I would have stopped to let the people in the room out if I was one of the thousands flooding in. Seriously? Come on. I was literally pushed past for people to get in the room. There was finally a break in the mad rush to get into class (really?) and I got out along with everyone else left stranded in the room trying to get out.

All this has done is piss me off and reinforce my hatred for college and its morons attending it.

This is SO COOL.

There’s this new procedure called NearVision Conductive Keratoplasty (NearVision CK) and it’s like Lasik, but without the pain, lasers, cutting, recovery time, etc. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted.

It’s done in the optometrist’s office in 20 minutes and it works almost instantly. This woman was followed by Fox News to the Stahl Eye Center where she was in and out probably within an hour tops. Sure it’s expensive ($1,500 not covered by health insurance) and it might need to be done again (since the eye is always changing as we age), but I totally want it. I’m nearly blind as a bat without my contacts in. I probably spend more than $1,500 a year on contacts!

They have three locations in New York… ooh! That’s only a five hour drive away. I need to look into this some more, for sure!

Oh no, I love these

I freakin’ love Memes. I haven’t seen these in AGES.

1. Tell us a joke that you think is funny. If you don’t tell jokes tell us why.
A farmer’s wife was tending to the animals one morning when the donkey kicked her in the head and she died. The funeral held was horribly sad, and the entire town came to give their condolences to the farmer.

The farmer’s friend stood in the long line of people waiting to give their condolences to the farmer. The friend noticed the farmer nodding his head to every woman and shaking his head to every man. When the friend got up to the front of the line he said, “I’m sorry to hear about your wife. I’m curious, though. Why were you nodding your head to the women and shaking your head to the men?”

The farmer looked up sadly and said, “All the women were giving their condolences and all the men wanted to know if the donkey was for sale.”

2. Where do you buy most of your clothes?
Alloy.

3. Which famous person would you like to meet? Why?
I would love to meet Heath Ledger. Some day, some day. He was so talented, versatile, and came off so intelligent. I’d love to get to know him.

4. What is your ultimate ambition?
This is really hard to answer, since my answer will probably change tomorrow…

5. Do you like to live in the area of your country or would you prefer something a little different?
I don’t know. I love New England but my family doesn’t travel much. I’m not familiar with anywhere else! I’d have to do a lot of traveling before giving a definite answer.

6. Has a newspaper or television reporter ever interviewed you? If so, what were the circumstances and what did you think when you read or saw what you said?
Not that I recall, unless it was for volleyball.

7. What was the last CD/mp3 album that you purchased? How did you like it?
Dead By Sunrise. It’s definitely something different from Chester. I really like it.

8. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
According to iTunes:

  1. Wake Up by Three Days Grace
  2. I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace
  3. Scared by Three Days Grace
  4. Freaxxx by BrokeNCYDE
  5. Home by Three Days Grace

9. Do you or your partner usual begin intimacy?
I don’t have one, I don’t want one :D

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